Sock Protocol
Article 1: Socks shall be worn with matching pairs only. Exceptions: when you're a free spirit, like a unicorn.
- Sock Arranging Techniques for the fashionably inclined
- Sock Care and Cleaning for the diligent
Article 2: Socks shall never be worn with sandals. It's just wrong.
Article 3: Socks shall never be worn with flip-flops. We're not barbarians.