Socks of the Innocent Etiquette

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Sock Protocol

Article 1: Socks shall be worn with matching pairs only. Exceptions: when you're a free spirit, like a unicorn.

Article 2: Socks shall never be worn with sandals. It's just wrong.

Article 3: Socks shall never be worn with flip-flops. We're not barbarians.